Reblog / posted 20 hours ago with 1 note

uusui:

when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just

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nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe


shaunwthompson:

gazzymouse:

Legendary.

To this day I say “You’re killing me, Smalls!” to anyone and everyone that doesn’t get a common sense moment.


crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.


adventuresofcesium:

mainstream tumblr feminism may have many glaring faults but it has bred an army of teenage girls who understand the common ways that misogyny is reinforced in society and who know that they’re better off loving their fellow woman than fighting with her and that’s actually pretty damn revolutionary


ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.



thecrossroadsangel:

chocolatebearturk:

rubitrightintomyeyes:

conquerorwurm:

usbdongle:

so theres going to be an android in the next Avengers movie

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And he’s gonna be played by a creepy, weasely old guy

You know this isn’t going to deter us. You know that right?

My waifu and I have been talking about this for the past week and all we can say is prolonged instances of heavy breathing.

"hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

IS THIS JARVIS PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS JARVIS

P sure it’s Vision. It’s the same actor as Jarvis. Whether the AI is present in the android I have yet to figure out.